Live And Learn

Girls make you miss out on dorito meets.

True facts.

pockitgurl:

theloneduo:

officialpresidentkony2013:

holy shit

cuts on your knuckles and finger joints

fucking hurt

Pffffffffttttt Nigga please.

My left knuckles are covered in scars. That pain is nothin.

Ask Lance. He saw me punch a fuckin tree once.

What did the tree do to you…?

It just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

officialpresidentkony2013:

holy shit

cuts on your knuckles and finger joints

fucking hurt

Pffffffffttttt Nigga please.

My left knuckles are covered in scars. That pain is nothin.

Ask Lance. He saw me punch a fuckin tree once.

I’m so glad Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls just started on Comedy Central.

I need this right now. These fucking people I live with stress me the fuck out.

I’m really glad I’m not addicted to alcohol or smoking, cos I would be destroying the shit outta my body right now.

Let’s leave it at this. I wish I could get the fuck away from these assholes.

officialpresidentkony2013:

briandao:

iheartimports:

heyyitsraniel:

speedandtorque:

officialpresidentkony2013:

highthrees:

heyyitsraniel:

highthrees:

i’m gonna start saying SQUUUUAAAAD now in honor of tim

this too now

everyon do the kurtis

okay..

you’ve been blessed by kurtising. pass this on or else you get buttfucked by one of us

dank

DUDE APRIL YOURS IS SO SCARTY WTF

on it

YES. WE BOUT TO MAKE KURTISING A REAL THING

heyyitsraniel:

speedandtorque:

heyyitsraniel:

Let us keep praying, my brothers.

i pray it spreads like kurtis’s legs

Spread it like his butthole

On it

Guys.

Guys.

GUYS.

People think I’m actually racist because of some stupid post I made almost two months ago. I tagged it #ching chong #ting tong #ling long and random ass people are actually finding it. And thinking I’m racist.

LIKE LEGIT RACIST.

This is too funny.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAAHAHAHA

BITCH, YOU DON’T KNOW ME!

I hate all you assholes equally! :P

Why??

Why is it almost every drift lounge I hop into, especially Tsukuba, there’s one asshole who singles me out and repeatedly slams me off the track?

What did I do to piss these people off? Is it my florescent blue paint? Is it that I’m doritoing a Miata? (I haven’t seen very people at all who drift NA Miatas, btw) A combo of the two? Is it all that and the fact that I’m pretty damn good at drifting that Miata??

And then, when I get them back by slamming them out of the way of hitting some unsuspecting player leaving the pits, they piss and moan at me.

Sorry, I’m getting my well deserved revenge and saving another player from your bullshit. Why are you even in a drift lounge to begin with?

I just wanna practice around other drifters and tandem in peace…

My dorito sesh tonight was so good.

The room I joined was SSR5 the whole time, it was basically full, and there were a bunch of good drifters.

Best part is I’ve noticed how good I’m getting with the Miata.

Got a few compliments too!

Had a blast. Only hope tomorrow night will be even better!

officialpresidentkony2013:

wow people actually try to collect all the cars in gt5

1000 cars is a little too excessive no?

esp if you’re actually trying to find the car you wanna use..

It gets a bit ridic, I’ll admit. I’ve got over 500 (I try not to keep dups, but it happens), and I have to favorite the ones I generally use the most…

darioenwuzhere replied to your post: What.

T-T wow… that blows. Is it just scratches?

Yeah, p much… Hit me hard enough for the belt to lock up and compress my chest a little, but there’s hardly any damage. The only thing I didn’t realise til I got home is that the top driver side little chrome insert in the grill popped out and is probs sitting in the middle of that lane. (pic for reference, not my families actual car, tho it is a blue 03 neon sxt)

I’m just waiting for my dad and/or sister to see the scratches and blame me. hahaha